一，拍了拍我的肩膀说，爸爸好。

Patted me on the shoulder and said, Hello, Dad.

二，拍了拍我并叫我一声大哥。

Patted me and called me Big Brother

三，拍了拍我的小脑瓜然后变成猪。

Patted my little brain and turned into a pig.

四，拍了拍我的小脑袋说很想你。

Patted my little head and said I missed you very much.

五，拍了拍我的飞船表示也想上天。

Patted my spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven.

六，拍了拍我的脚并啵儿了一口。

Patted my feet and took a sip.

七，拍了拍我的钱包说养我一辈子。

Patted my wallet and said to support me for life.

八，拍了拍我的仙女光环。

Patted my fairy aura.

九，拍了拍我的脑门 明明没烧啊。

Patted my forehead, but it didn't burn.

十，拍了拍我的 双下巴 并数了层数。

Patted my chin and counted the layers.

十一，拍了拍我的脚：这味儿太冲。

Patted my feet: It smells too strong.

十二，拍了我的 豪宅 竟然过塌了。

I photographed my mansion and it collapsed.

十三，拍了拍我的素颜照 太吓人了。

It's scary to pat my plain photo

十四，拍了拍我的棺材板。

Patted my coffin plate.

十五，拍了拍我的 兰博基尼让我载他。

Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him

十六，拍了拍我的头像居然拍坏了。

Patted my head, but it was broken.

十七，拍了拍我的肚皮并被弹飞了。

Patted my belly and was bounced off.

十八，拍了拍我的头说“公主你好”。

Patted my head and said, "Hello, Princess."