姓:杨 名:万里
英文名:Voilet(音译自“万里”)
诗里面都是些小花小草小动物,可以说是非常呆萌的。
Voilet poetry is a zoo, he is very diamond.
年轻时喜欢洗稿,后来烧了千首模仿的存稿,只为超越前人,做自己。
Voilet fire the copy homework, then he become Young Chaoyue.
(梗注:杨超越的歌曲《卡路里》全盘抄袭王蓉的歌曲《要抱抱》)
姓:柳 名:永
英文名:Leo Young
宋朝的人气偶像,奉旨填词的网红,看歌女扭秧歌是他一生所爱。
Young girls like Leo Young, and Leo young like “New young girl”.
(梗注:New young girl一语双关,“年轻靓女” “扭秧歌”)
他告诉我们,我爱你也可以这么说:衣带渐宽终不悔,为伊消得人憔悴。
I love you = The body is thin, The heart is rain.
姓名:陆游
英文名:Lawyer
南宋著名爱国诗人,但他这一生不仅爱国,也爱着唐婉。
For Lawyer, country is country and TangWan is world.
(梗注:world比country更大,说明陆游更爱表妹唐婉)
但他们最终没有在一起,陆游含泪写下:一杯愁绪,几年离索。错错错。山盟虽在,锦书难托。莫莫莫。
Important things must say 3 times: wrong wrong wrong , no no no.
(梗注:前几年流行一个段子“重要的事情说三遍”)
金人南侵,山河破碎,抗敌理想屡屡受挫,一生很气的陆游最终成了陆游气。
Fuck egg’s life makes Lawyer become WIFI.
(梗注:“陆游气”音同“路由器”,有路由器就有WIFI)
姓:辛 名:弃疾 字:稼轩
英文名:Jason
南宋豪放词人,上马能打仗,下马写文章,写起诗来书生意气,慷慨激昂。
Jason is very how fun, stand and fight and sit can write, very like Chairman Mao.
(梗注:Chairman Mao是指新中国创始人)
曾抗金上过沙场,也曾被贬四处游荡,一生可以说是“曾经跨过山和大海,也穿过人山人海”。
He once see many flowers many trees, once pass people mountain and people sea.